Monday, February 7, 2011

A Fire Inside

I was watching a video earlier online and I have sneaking suspicions that this girl in the video is my ex. The girl in the video had a necklace with a dark colored pendant hanging from it which I cannot make out due to the quality of the video. My ex always wore a black and purple heart necklace pendant thingy which was about the exact size of what I saw in the video. The only reason this matters at all is because I KNOW my ex is/was a WHORE, and the video I was watching happened to be porn. I am not convinced, but very curious if the girl getting fucked in that video is my ex.

At the end of the video the guy brings the camera closer to the girl and she promptly puts her hand up as though she doesn't want to be filmed. I really hope that the girl in the video is my ex and that I will find some way to verify it so I can troll her. Though doing this would result in me watching porn for long periods of time, which is something I HAVE NEVER DONE. XD. I also would rather not be sitting in my apartment analyzing a porn video with my roommates home, it might be kinda weird (though I'm sure one of my roommates will read this and get a kick out of the idea).

So I am very tempted now to post pictures of my ex on 4chan as well as the video to see what anonymous thinks. I'm sure regardless of the result much fun will be had and epic posts will come of it.


I really wanted to RAGEQUIT on Saturday night. I have learned that two loud people, alcohol, and a sleeping parent upstairs is a bad idea. I am seriously about to bitch out key individuals that made my life hell on Saturday, or at least spam their ass with cleaver.

Mundo goes where he pleases, but apparently he cant kick people out of his OWN FUCKING HOUSE! Let me explain something to those of you who have a lack of respect for the house which you are drinking.

1. Do not drink HALF A FUCKING FIFTH IN 30 MINUTES.... especially if you weigh 2 FUCKING POUNDS. Otherwise you will puke all over the place not once BUT TWICE, the second time being AFTER THE FIRST IS CLEANED.

2. If someone tells you NOT to have another drink, FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM, THEY THINK YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH AS IT IS, and are probably right. I simply don't understand why people will literally drink until they puke, it is stupid... How can you have fun when you're shooting multi-colored shit out of your FACE?!?!

3. Don't go to a party and ASSUME that you can get a ride home. I DON'T want random FUCKING PEOPLE stranded at my house until the wee hours of the morning... I WILL MAKE YOU WALK NEXT TIME... I SWEAR TO JUPITER'S FUCKING COCK!!!

That is all.
Song very relevant.


  1. dude i know how u feel there have been many times when my brothers friends drank too much and puked all over our house...not to mention they were really loud and woke up the neighbors

  2. XXXXX. Don't drink any more of my Jaeger. You're going to throw up again.

    "Nah bro, that was only a couple times"

    ... and then he threw up. A lot.

    Poor guy. I'm sure he just wants to have a good time, but he needs to learn his limits.

  3. I lold. My new next door neighbour is a filthy wench in her mid 30's who drinks copious amounts of alcohol and then starts cracking onto every guy she sees. She has come onto me, very unsubtly multiple times, despite me making it very clear that I have zero interest. Last time she came over she sat on my knee, trying to be sexy. I told her to get off because she was going to break my leg. She didn't get the hint.

    Last weekend she came round with a bottle of wine and proceeded to swig straight from the bottle until it was empty (I offered her a glass, she refused). The final straw came when she lit up a cigarette inside. Now, I smoke, but only OUTSIDE THE HOUSE. She was aware of this. To make matters worse, when I started saying "get out, now, no cigarrettes in the house, get out now." She was too drunk to get up off the couch, I ended up taking the cigarette out of her hand and threw it outside. That was it. she had to leave, so me and a friend escorted her off the premises lol.


  4. i can totally understand you with those 3 points, especially with "stop drinking". i have a friend that gets drunk really often, and when you tell him to stop he gets really agressive.
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  5. lol jupiter's cock sold it steve.

    Cai here.

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